All The Hot Chicks are in Hell   Due to an unfortunate technicality a life-long atheist is forced to go to a Christian Heaven that is exactly as described in the Bible. A Heaven that demands constant praise and worship to the arrogant God that brought us such ingenious creations as the ostrich and the manatee. As his nerves are  [ Read More ]

The Chester County Automaton(s) The First Uniform Church of Perpetual Joy and Humility is faced with its greatest fear, the local Scientist Doctor Metternich is in the process of creating an Automaton, a mechanical man. This horrific event can only mean that the “End Times” are at hand. Meanwhile, the young son of the minister finds himself abandoning all reason  [ Read More ]